[Oneisenough]

Taoismus: Shit Happens
Hinduismus: This Shit Happend Before
Islamismus: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
Buddhismus: When Shit Happens Is It Really Shit?
Protestantismus: Shit Won´t Happen If I Work Harder
Katholizismus: If Shit Happens I Deserve It
Zeugen Jehovas: Klopf! Klopf! "Shit Happens!"
Judaismus: Why Does Shit Always Happens To Me?
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Dama Ding Dong
Atheismus: No Shit
Evangelismus: Send More Shit
Rastafarinismus: Let´s Smoke This Shit

[ParaDoxa]